260DET Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 You know, everyone is a used car salesman and certain eye rolling well worn phrases come up regularly. My not so favourite one is first to see will buy Arrrrgh, G 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roberto Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 Regretful sale 260DET 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PB260Z Posted February 25, 2016 Moderators Share Posted February 25, 2016 (edited) "No reasonable offer refused" - Well I thought it was a reasonable offer ! Edited February 25, 2016 by PB260Z Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators gav240z Posted February 25, 2016 Administrators Share Posted February 25, 2016 "Strictly no time wasters" Or "No Tyre Kickers". I always wonder do time wasters see that and say to themselves "Oh no, I better not waste this person's time, they put a no time waster warning in their ad". I mean if they didn't put that disclaimer in, does that mean it's game on for wasting people's time? G 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brabham Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 Only driven on weekends/once a week - flat chat at Eastern Creek! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyk_79 Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 "One of a Kind" - generally means it has an awful colour and tasteless mods Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators gav240z Posted February 26, 2016 Administrators Share Posted February 26, 2016 Was running fine when put in storage... andyk_79 and George 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
260DET Posted February 26, 2016 Author Share Posted February 26, 2016 (edited) I like 'regretful sale' lol, like I care if you regret selling your car or not. Come to think of it, why do you regret selling your car, is it a dud and you don't want someone else to lose by buying it? How about 'it turns heads' or 'it's a head turner'. Really? Do people turn to look or do they turn to look away? Perhaps someone should collect these cliches and put them in a Car Sellers Book for Dummies Edited February 26, 2016 by 260DET gav240z 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators gav240z Posted February 26, 2016 Administrators Share Posted February 26, 2016 "Needs full restoration" - Translation it's completely and utterly fubar and I've given up. This is a non financially viable endeavor therefore I'm offloading all it's rust and mechanical issues to someone else. So long and thanks for all the fish.. Or Wife wants it gone - Translation - I blame it on my partner but really I couldn't be bothered working on it anymore and I could use the spare change for a couple of tinnies and winnie blues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightmaster240z Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 Selling car going overseas. need the room. need more seats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark B Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 "One carefull owner" , translated means 10 others that didn't give a shit !!, "but one carefull "owner . !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeterH Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 I looked at 240Z in Canberra...the sellers father had the car to show me....." all rust has been dealt with" the add read .....and while we were in the car...amidst gearbox grinding noises and banging from the diff area with every gear change, he said it really turns head...i said " yes I can see why " 260DET and gav240z 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators gav240z Posted February 26, 2016 Administrators Share Posted February 26, 2016 1 owner car - it's had 1 owner at a time... Thousands of dollars in receipts... Will sell cheaper without current wheels in picture (Usually gash looking 20" chrome jobs)... Best example in "insert country / region / town".. Won't need much for roadworthy, but too busy to organise it myself.... Very little rust... OR not rust... when advertising any old Datsun. Priced to sell... Why else would it be listed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeterH Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 another one .....from a long time ago.... car dealers in Brookvale..... I commented on some repair work on a used car...the reply was "yeah it got hit be the southern aurora".... two car yards up the road same quote....obviously all drank together at the Brookvale pub. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators gav240z Posted February 26, 2016 Administrators Share Posted February 26, 2016 All original - not original lol... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PB260Z Posted February 26, 2016 Moderators Share Posted February 26, 2016 another one .....from a long time ago.... car dealers in Brookvale..... I commented on some repair work on a used car...the reply was "yeah it got hit be the southern aurora".... two car yards up the road same quote....obviously all drank together at the Brookvale pub. Yeah, that goes along with. More hits than Elvis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AK Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 Runs like a Dream - That could mean anything Really. Priced to sell - Umm yes everything has a price. No Rust - does that come with a money back Guarantee ? No well why did you say it? Purrs like a kitten - so does TOYOTA YARIS - Hold me back! Just been painted - oh god what was underneath before? Cause it does not look good now. Women Driver Only - Out on Limb here most women are not to mechanically minded - dont think about the ramifications to long Blows hardly any smoke - What the Hell Little bit elbow grease and she will come up a treat - and who will replace my elbows I haven't finished my reco yet - I think it shows nizm0zed 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators gav240z Posted February 26, 2016 Administrators Share Posted February 26, 2016 Just been painted - oh god what was underneath before? Cause it does not look good now. Yeah I hate that also, if you've just invested in a 'good' paint job, why would you be selling it? My other favorite. Engine recently rebuilt... Oh yeah? If you just invested several thousands in a good engine build why would you sell it? My other favorite is previous owner said engine was rebuilt but I don't have the receipts.... Owned by a little old lady.. So who is advertising it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dat2kman Posted February 27, 2016 Share Posted February 27, 2016 More recently,,, I'm working on an offshore oil rig, but will pay via paypal,,,,,," MATTY 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PB260Z Posted February 27, 2016 Moderators Share Posted February 27, 2016 For project cars 95% complete CBR Jeff 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators gav240z Posted February 27, 2016 Administrators Share Posted February 27, 2016 First to see will buy... If a car was that good it would sell itself without the used and tired cliche...Usually said cars linger on the market for a few months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gtv240z Posted February 27, 2016 Share Posted February 27, 2016 needs head gasket.. my toolbox could do with a pair of Xray glasses too. super handy for diagnosing internal engine failures with out even popping the bonnet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gtv240z Posted February 27, 2016 Share Posted February 27, 2016 Have you still got it? and when you say Yes! they never reply as if they wanted you to say no so they could stop day dreaming about buying it. gav240z 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blu260z Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 When they list Pro's and Con's and the Con's list is double the length of the Pro's. I seen an add the other day saying chopped springs and a straight pipe on a magna was a "Pro" How and when did this become a Pro!!!! andyk_79 and gav240z 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators gav240z Posted March 3, 2016 Administrators Share Posted March 3, 2016 I seen an add the other day saying chopped springs and a straight pipe on a magna was a "Pro" Why on god's green earth were you looking up Magna's? LOL.. Wrong thread. Think you meant to post here? http://www.viczcar.com/forum/topic/14515-ugly-car-love/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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