many years ago
i was at a club and run out of smokes, went to my zed to get my smokes and found a young 18- 19 yr old trying to remove my stereo,i calmly i asked what he was doing and the poor kid went white and i am sure he soiled himself, he tried to run and unforetuatly for him i was quicker and a few kilos heavier,
this is where my dilema began what do i do hmmmmmmm i looked to the right and saw a nice old hardwood telegraph pole, so i guided this poor scared kid to the pole and proceeded the rub his hands up and down the pole, i am sure he was screaming and in alot of pain.
basically all i said was " next time you try and steal someone elses property remember to look at your hands and remember the pain and agony you went through for the 4 weeks".
i got my smokes from the car and went a had a enjoyable beer
Loui