stevofoxono Posted June 9, 2010 Posted June 9, 2010 Sorry my bad.. Make up joke, A blond walks into a hairdressers whilst listening to her ipod, she sits down and points out the style she wants, The hairdresser asks her to remove her headphones and then starts cutting her hair, 15seconds later the blond drops dead. When the police arrived they questioned the frantic hair dresser about what happened.She had no clue, The officer picked up the blonds headphones. "Breath in, Breath out, Breath in, Breath out"
Sirpent Posted June 9, 2010 Posted June 9, 2010 A Greek couple visiting family in Australia arrive at Mascot airport and jump into a cab. The cab driver asks them where they want to go, and the husband gives the cabbie an address in Burwood. The cabbie starts driving, and asks the couple where they are from, the husband responds Greece, the wife dosnt understand English at all and asks the husband what the cab driver asked, the husband replies to her in greek he asked where we are from and I replied Greece. A fem minutes later the cabbie asks the husband what part of Greece. The husband replies Athens, the wife asks the husband again what the cab driver asked, the husband replies to her in greek, he asked what part of greece we are from and I replied Athens. About 5 minutes later, realising the wife didnt understand English, the cabbie says to the husband, you know I visted Greece 20 years ago, and spent time in Athens, I met this bird there, she was spectacular until I got her into bed that night and she ended up being the worst F*cK I ever had, stank to high heaven and left me feeling ill for a month. The husband laughed, the wife immediately asks the husband again what the cab driver said, the husband replies to her in greek, he said he visited Athens once years ago and says you look very familiar to him.
reverendzed Posted June 9, 2010 Posted June 9, 2010 We used to talk about cars, have the odd angry shot at one another and I had no problem letting my 12 Y.O on to read the forums and look at the cars. I'm not a wowser guys but hey do we really need all of the adult jokes to be a part of what is an excellent forum? Rev.
C.A.R. Posted June 10, 2010 Posted June 10, 2010 Yep - pleany of other places to share jokes. Locked.
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