Joke of the day (Z related)

[Thomo260]

Taken from Geelong newspaper.

 

A snail, tired of his reputation for being so slow,

decides to buy a fast car: a 240Z. The snail tells

the car dealer he wants to buy the 240Z,

but wants it rebadged '240S'.

 

The dealer asks, "why 'S'?" The snail replies,

'S' stands for snail. I want everybody who sees me

to know who is driving."

 

So the snail gets his new car and spends the rest

of his days roaring down the highway at full speed.

 

And whenever anyone sees him zooming by,

they say "Wow! Look at that S-car go!" 

[C.A.R.]