HAPPY LUNAR NEW YEAR! Chinese and Vietnamese New Year!

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Happy Lunar New Year Everybody! May you have lots of Li Xi (Lucky Red envelop filled with money)

 

*throws firecrackers* *making dogs go spastic**pollute the streets*

 

*launches fireworks* *non-stop fireworks shows all over Australia till dawn, for some god damn reason we don't know when to quit*

 

*does the stupidly annoying but addictive banging (theme to those lion dances)*

 

*family members that rock up once a year to see you (Seriously why bother showing up to the event), just so they can take ya families money, but you take theres as well, then they tell you they don't have anymore red envelops, so you lose out*

 

*Recite those happy new year lines that you've learned over and over just to say on that 1 day of the year*

 

*visit temples to choke on the fumes from the overcrowded lighting of incense*

 

*go to the countdown, to meet some FINE ASIAN GIRLS* MY FAVORITE

 

 

Cost Analysis

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- Fire crackers pack of 10 --- $30

- Special Cracker Pack of 5 --- $25

- shaving cream --- $5

- sugar cane drink --- $3

 

- Look on all ya mates faces when you throw lit firecrackers at them --- Priceless

 

 

p.s. i use to easily clear $2000 out of red envelops but the damn rising interest rates have effected it... and i now only manage to get $200-500. Wish you all the best in Red Envelops for those who participate in this event.