peter mc Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 i bet if you put the cucumber and the jelna on it will fix that for shore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
handsandwhich Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 I went out with a beauty therapist once and she said that the cucumber trick helps with a scratched eye too. Anyone else heard this? Vaseline + cucumber = pimped out eye !! What exactly is this thread about again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luvemfast Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 What exactly is this thread about again? Classic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
53-681 Posted September 13, 2011 Author Share Posted September 13, 2011 Well put Alan Sam, off to bed with you, get those Vas gloves on and dont rub your eyes. Night sam Difficult proposition for a full time computer programmer Vaseline + cucumber = pimped out eye !! Pimped out eye for a pimped out ride Lol - Pimp eye for the Zed guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sirpent Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 Sam did it all work? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waxhead Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 Nothing gay sounding about grown men walking around with vased up gloves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
53-681 Posted September 13, 2011 Author Share Posted September 13, 2011 Sam did it all work? I have yet to purchase vasoline bro, but my mum had a bottle of sorbolene hand moisturizer - I gave that a go and it seems ok at the moment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaygZ Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 I suggest you take up Golf instead of cars. It'll be safer for you. Golf is second only to lawn bowls in most deaths in sport!!!! In relation to most of this post -- WTF?? Have you all gone and bought MX5's and hair straighteners??!! I'm off-line for a couple of days and you all go left foot on me! Take a long hard look at yourselves! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sirpent Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 Simon these are tried and proven trade remedies, nothing untoward here at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaygZ Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 Simon these are tried and proven trade remedies, nothing untoward here at all. That from the man that straightened another man's hair!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter mc Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 hay john are you supposed to put the vass on first or on the out side of the gloves i think i did it wrong last night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luvemfast Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 hay john are you supposed to pot the vass on first or on the out side of the gloves i think i did it wrong last night It goes inside ya big dope. If you put it outside, it will get on your sheets. Simon, what's your prob Bro? Haven't you ever had something in your eye and fiberglass on your skin? If you have more manly ways of dealing with it. I'm more than happy to learn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sirpent Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 Pete, What ever way works for you, I take it you had some interesting dreams as a result? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luvemfast Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 Pete, What ever way works for you, I take it you had some interesting dreams as a result? Oh I thought he wanted to pull the other fibre Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter mc Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 i had a good night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaygZ Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 OK, if this is really about fibreglass fibre removal - When I was building kayaks, have a really hot shower - this opens the pores, then borrow your sister's loufre and scrub with a moisturising soap like Dove. Always scrub away from the trunk as this is with the nape of the skin and will pull them out rather than push them in. On the face go towards the nose as this prevents the skin stretching and reduces wrinkles later on. After the shower use an after shower moisturising lotion or gel. Ideally one with a nice scent. The scent doesn't help with the fibreglass obviously, it just makes you smell nice. Straight from Chanele's House of Hair and Beauty handbook. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luvemfast Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 Didn't realize you were into building gay kayaks Simon? But, what if Sam doesn't have a sister? On a side note, I'd think that replacing Vasoline with KY jelly would be more manly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
53-681 Posted September 13, 2011 Author Share Posted September 13, 2011 OK, if this is really about fibreglass fibre removal - then borrow your sister's loufre and scrub with a moisturising soap like Dove After the shower use an after shower moisturising lotion or gel. Ideally one with a nice scent. The scent doesn't help with the fibreglass obviously, it just makes you smell nice. Straight from Chanele's House of Hair and Beauty handbook. Holly crap This IS IT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sirpent Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 I have to be honest and say that this was meant to help Sam and I was being sincere in my attempts to help him but some of the comments here have gone totally off topic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
53-681 Posted September 13, 2011 Author Share Posted September 13, 2011 In all seriousness though, thanx a million John bro - I've heard extremely bad stories about fibreglass and didnt really believe them until I handled it myself.... (My uncle uses a fibreglass rubber to remove lines on PCB's in his lab) I will shout you a few Corona's next time we meet (Yes Corona's are the only nice tasting alcoholic, toxicant consumable liquids available IMO ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sirpent Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 BUMP For those of you who haven't had a good laughing crying session in a long time, this was a classic thread I just read and rolled on the floor in hysterics too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators gav240z Posted September 16, 2015 Administrators Share Posted September 16, 2015 Oh dear, this whole thread is a bit like this video. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sirpent Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PB260Z Posted September 16, 2015 Moderators Share Posted September 16, 2015 (edited) Cucumbers, Vaso & Yoghurt - Something for everybody I needed a good laugh, Thanks Edited September 16, 2015 by PB260Z Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightmaster240z Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 This is so funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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