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Thats why I have a non zed daily drive.....which some bar stool screw drivered the locks on both sides....Now I am forced to get in through the hatch. I wonder if it was the same guy that tried to turn Stevo's zed into a motorcycle?? :)

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I've seen you drive steve-o and I know what category you fall into ;) hahaha

 

Yeah I'll pay that, but I don't take stupid risks.

 

Then again you drive like my Mum so you would say that.

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Then again you drive like my Mum so you would say that.

 

take the word 'like' out of that sentence and it would be true ;)

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;D ;D ;D guys ..

 

talk about drivers risk and stupidity sure im not an angel but when i realy want to rip it up i end up going where no ones around late at night usualy in industrial areas with wide roads and no stobie polls to hit.

 

it usualy ends up me calling my mates to bring a car trailer as i blew the diff or the gbox...

 

now bit older wouldnt say wiser but more of a tight arse seem to slowed down a fair bit. but still wont give up a good fight.

 

anyway talking about old fart drivers since stevo almost got cleaned up i had one yesterday trying to climb though the  back of my zed in his falcon.  he was maybe 20cm from my rear bar if that. all i could see is the damn bonnet in my rear view mirror.

 

kept crawling forward to give more room guess what the bastard does than..... yep closes in again.

 

traffic moved and hes right up there. still having the brake lights on to warn him, and nope dont work still up my arse.

gave it a squirt than mashed the brakes.  :o that got his eyes open but still kept 20cm away from my z.

 

got out of the car and walked up to him and said: "excuse me sir do you need glases while u driving" he like "no" i replied :" maybe u should cause u dont see u about to drive ur car in the back of mine. do you mind keeping the distance". got back to my car and waited for the lights.

 

that didnt work but had a massive clearance in front and there were some loose stones accros the road. so droped the clutch  ::) didnt get near me after that  :P freaking stuborn old man. 

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Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road ?

 

PLATO: For the greater good.

 

DOUGLAS ADAMS: Forty-two.

 

J.R.R. TOLKIEN: First, the Chicken, Sunlight coruscating off its vibrant, silken coat of feathers, approached the silently ominous road and scrutinized it intently with the obsidian-black eyes.

Every detail of the thoroughfare leapt into blinding focus: the rough, granulated texture of the surface, over which countless balding tyres had worked relentless tread through the ages; the innumerable fragments of the stone embedded within the lugubrious mass, and the dull black asphalt itself, pitted with crevices; and then it crossed.

 

DARWIN: It was the next logical step after it came down from the trees.

 

MARK TWAIN: The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.

 

BASIL FAWLTY: OH, Dont mind the chicken. Its from Barcelona

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In case non of you have noticed, Moderators on the site can remain Hidden while observing the activities of us plebs...........

 

However, in the status field at the foot of the forum page they come up as hidden.

 

We know its you Lurch, so from now on when you log on, we are going to start playing "WHERES LURCH"

 

If you spot him post here..............................LMAO

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First,

 

I dont have a hairy arse, I wax and bleach monthly........LOL

 

Second, How can you ban me when you are supposedly never here...........

 

C'mon buddy we miss you, at least let us take the piss out of you.

 

 

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Hmmmmmmmmmm

 

In the red corner, weighing in at 102 kg's, 6"0' tall, 44 years of age and one time bouncer at The Chevron and Bombay in 1984...............

 

The wog from the west...........

 

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Sirpent !

 

In the blue corner, weighing in at 74 kg's, 6"4' tall, 2? years of age, first time contender from them there hills in the East......................

 

The Master of rust, The keeper of the Z, The moderator of mayhem.............

 

Zeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurch

 

"Ding Ding"

 

 

 

 

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Hmmmmmmmmmm

 

In the red corner, weighing in at 102 kg's, 6"0' tall, 44 years of age and one time bouncer at The Chevron and Bombay in 1984...............

 

The wog from the west...........

 

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Sirpent !

 

In the blue corner, weighing in at 74 kg's, 6"4' tall, 2? years of age, first time contender from them there hills in the East......................

 

The Master of rust, The keeper of the Z, The moderator of mayhem.............

 

Zeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurch

 

"Ding Ding"

 

Slow night, huh mate? ::)

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Yep, Im bored s.h.i.tless, just waiting for the sun to come up again so I can start laying down primer.

 

Good to see you are back buddy, have to keep these guys entertained.......LOL

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First,

 

I dont have a hairy arse, I wax and bleach monthly........LOL

 

Second, How can you ban me when you are supposedly never here...........

 

C'mon buddy we miss you, at least let us take the piss out of you.

 

back , suck,and crack hmmm john

 

you must be a real modern man

 

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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In the red corner, weighing in at 102 kg's, 6"0' tall, 44 years of age and one time bouncer at The Chevron and Bombay in 1984...............

 

The wog from the west...........

 

were you bouncer when the "Mick cave and bithday party" play there in the early 80"

or am I just showe my age?

Rgards

Bruce

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Bruce you are showing your age,

 

It was actually Nick Cave, not Mick Cave, but then again it was a long time ago.

 

Mark who used to run the place at the time said to me a few years ago that at least back then you could make a living out of running clubs, as he put it the place used to be drunk dry by 1.00am and he couldnt shove another dollar bill in the safe, these days you only make money off selling botles of water for $6.00 a pop becuase everyone is popping pills, and then you have to make sure they dont try re-filling from the toilets.

 

I floated between clubs, even did security for Hoyts some nights at the Mid City complex as thats where all the high hype movies were shown and youde have hoards of teens causing trouble while the civilised films were shown up the street at the Cinema centre.

 

I think the only time I ever actually watched an entire gig was when Wendy And The Rockets, (Wendy Stapleton) preformed at Billboards, that was one hot woman, funny enough her Mum taught me in secondary school,.

 

Then there were the nights at Isabella's on Russel, that wasnt my favorite place to be on the door, the heads that walked into that place could only have been loved by their mothers.

 

It didnt last long for me either, I spent probably 6 months doing the "Member only tonight Buddy" thing before packing it in and becoming one of the crowd again.

 

Still, the 80's were the time to be around, I dont care what anyone says...

 

 

 

 

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Yes those were the days when you go too see five band in one night. Work two gigs ( Roadie in retirement) then fount up at the day job the next day with change from twenty dollars. 

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These days you only make money off selling botles of water for $6.00 a pop becuase everyone is popping pills, and then you have to make sure they dont try re-filling from the toilets.

 

This is what drives me nuts about going out to bars and clubs especially in Australia. There is a real pill popping culture in Australia it seems and people who don't do drugs (such as myself) are forced to cough up $6 for a small bottle of water. So even if don't want to drink and be sober you get charged an arm and a leg for a bottle of water.

 

I'd never try refilling in toilets because I just feel its dirty (I've seen enough club / bar) toilets to know it's best to avoid them if possible. However its ridiculous that you can't even refill a bottle of water.

 

I'm not having a go at bouncers (they are just being told what to do) or you John I'm just venting that I hate the current club / night life scene for reasons such as this.  Not to mention the music is rubbish :).

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time for a rant.

 

this one goes to people with horse blinkers on. u know the ones.

 

Holdens/Fords are best rest is crap.

Muscle cars are best

steel frame vs timber frame

Steel roof vs Roof tiles

and so on and so on.....

 

there is no right or wrong or better or worse. they all have their own advantages and disadvantages.

its personal preferance and someone view.

 

so get those blinkers off,smell the flowers (or open a bonnet and take a good whif of petrol and oil) walk away with a smile or hide in the hole and dont bother comming out.

 

just had an overload of this behaviour both in carscene, building scene so i thought ill vent off , feel better now.

 

where was i and what was i doing?

 

ahh yeah more calls to contractors and try do my work at work.

 

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I spent he 80s in Ballarat and Bendigo....the latter the better. Cheap booze and dope...  healthy dose of hard rock ( Birthday party.. included)......

Ahhhhh those were the days..........I had a Renault 12........Good car.........

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Monday again. Another weekend gone and all the car work I managed to do is adjust the clutch pedal in the gti.

No work on s15 or on any other fun project.

 

It's work on the house.if only I had my z.

 

By the way what's with all the z for sale on the forum?

 

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