The TRAP!!

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[luvemfast]

Oh dear.................
You're so screwed dude 

[Lightmaster240z]

This sound very familiar to me now I own a lighting shop and a trip to NZ next year and no new shed

[xa1973]

Sounds like she really loves you Mate...............can't you find a way to have both............

[benny]

Sounds like she really loves you Mate...............can't you find a way to have both............

you can never have both

[sexual_sushi]

IT"S A TARP!!!

haha not really, very sweet of her

[RB30X]

Sometimes woman just want to hear you say you'd rather spend money on them, or spend time with them. She knows you'd prefer the shed but she wants to hear you say she's more important before she lets you have what you want. Its how they feel in control.

Tell her wants she wants to hear about the holiday, then sit back and wait for the rewards.

[KatoKid]

Remember....if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is.

You may get your shed but its just one more thing she will hold over you.....then again if you're like me, I'm always in the shiver its only the depth that varies so what the heck........

[FuzzyDropbear]

Well, I rekon, with an offer like that, it's about the last we'll ever hear from Greg... Nice to know you buddy, but that's a damned if you do, damned if you don't deal. 

If I were you, I'd take that tarp and set it up as a nice hammock out the back.. But high enough up a tree that you're out of throwing range + 10%... They always seem to be able to throw things harder when they're angry... 

[garvice]

Go for it greg. But don't do a two car garage, you really need something wider and longer by already 1.5m, also do it taller for the hoist. By the way all the other men are obviously just wipped, sounds like you have your wife under control. Brad

B they way, congrats on 20 years

[dat2kman]

Greg, simple, use my shed as the example, mad die has seen it, so she knows an extreme! Just tell her she is safe, it won't be like mine, close, but just a tiny bit smaller, by about, h, just tell her a few feet or so.
She'll be happy then!

[be-zed]

I got some colourbond roofing if you need it Greg?

[garvice]

Highly recommend ozcover. Great quality sheds and they will modify it to whatever you want. Even did some custom engineering on mine to remove a column and widen the bay past their standard design.

[sco_aus]

Fock it, go out and put a deposit on a garage, too late if it was a trap.

[perrin_07]

its clearly a trap. you should be happy u noticed it early. it will be used against u in the next few years...."remember we postponed our holiday because u....." yeah she got u good buddeh!